Puff, can't this wait 'till tomorrow? (goes back to sleep, then wakes up) Hang on a minute, this is tomorrow! (runs out of his house, and sees the bus leaving) Hey, wait! Hey! (catches up with the boat) Mrs. (falls asleep, then his alarm clock wakes him up) Mrs. The end." (he is completely exhausted) Time for a little shut eye before. SpongeBob: (finishes reading) ".but such tragedies will be avoided, with the flying boat of the future. (reading) "Chapter 1: In the beginning, Neptune created the sail." (time card appears) (Gary goes away) All right, let's see what this little pamphlet is all about. Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to get started. SpongeBob: I'm perfectly capable of reading 7,400 pages, and still getting my required 8 hours of sleep, before the bus picks me up promptly at 8 AM tomorrow. And I'm going to memorize it tonight for the big field trip tomorrow. SpongeBob: What is this, Gary? Why, it's the complete history of all boating ever. (SpongeBob gets the book off his head) Meow? (reaches for, and gets bumped on the head with, a big book called "The History of all Boating Ever.") Puff: Neptune, give me strength! (bubbl-wipe to SpongeBob's house at night time) (laughs, then pretends his desk is a boat. Puff with an extensive knowledge of boating history, she'll give me a boating license on the spot. SpongeBob: Wow, the boating museum! Maybe tomorrow if I can impress Mrs. We will be going on a field trip to the boating museum. Puff: Wait a minute, class! Remember, we will not be here tomorrow. SpongeBob: Barnacles! Just as we were getting to the nitty ritty. (no one is listening, except for SpongeBob, who is writing notes and putting them in his brain) Which brings us to the subject of rudder maintenance. You now see the importance of proper steering, and a properly calibrated anchor. Puff: Remember class, there is only one way to park a boat: the safe way. Episode Article: Nautical Novice Characters
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